The American Astronomical Society, which I've never heard
of but it sounds like an impressive name, reported HUGE
MONSTER ALIENS located on other stars. Well, um, that is,
the Infrared Space Observatory showed that it's pretty easy
for organic molecules to form around other stars.
The monstrous aliens include acetylene, which is a building block for benzene,
which in turn, forms complex hydrocarbons, which, in turn, acts as the building
block for pink-purple amorphous entities with long probing eyestalks and vastly
superior intelligence which seek only to destroy all goodness and engage in
acts of sickening procreation with Earth human womenfolk, according to a very
loose paraphrase of Sun Kwok, of the University of Calgary, Canada.
Kwok went on to say that there may also be amino acids manufactured around
stars. He did not comment on whether these amino acids were part of super
bulk- up formulas which the alien gibbering monsters used to grow to enormous
size so that they could come to Earth and battle Godzilla in Tokyo.
"The question is, are we really Martians?" said Mauri Valtonen, of Finland.
Studies indicate, however, that despite Mauri's probing question, we are not
Martians. At least, I'm not. Are you?