I want to kill bugs, sir!

     
 

Ay-leens As Seen On TV!
2000-01-08 21:41:08


Damn Ay-leens
 
I think you're less of a freak than you want to be but more of a freak than you want to admit to your mom.
-- Tjames Madison

 

Ay-leens aren't satisfied anymore with the occasional documentary on the Discovery Channel or The Learning Channel, now they want their own channel -- and they're getting it. Behold! EnigmaTV is born!

Can't get enough UFOs, CROP CIRCLES, PARANORMAL, NEW SCIENCE, EARTH MYSTERIES, and RELIGION? Now there's a 24-hour a day TV channel and web site coming out of Britian to cater to your need for weird info on the mating habits of ay-leens and Earth People... and they named it after ME! I am the Center of the Universe!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

extra@pigdog.org


comments powered by Disqus
 
     

 

C L A S S I C   P I G D O G

Skunk School -- Learn Why Not To Keep Skunks As Pets
by El Snatcher & Ms. BunnyPenny

Put the "Life" Back in SF "Nightlife"
by Flesh

Absinthia: The Pigdog Interview
by El Snatcher, Mr. Bad

Solex vs. the Pigdog
by The Compulsive Splicer

02-23

Baron Earl

Cliff Burton Day in Castro Valley

02-23

El Destino

When Spock met PLATO

12-28

El Destino

A musical reminder: Don't Say GIF

12-22

El Destino

Devo's one and only Christmas song

12-04

El Destino

What teenaged girls really wanted to ask David Cassidy

10-09

El Destino

Frank Sinatra told Donald Trump to "go fuck himself"

07-05

El Destino

Whatever happened to JenniCam's Jennifer Ringley?

05-03

El Destino

Iíve Made Millions Selling Fake Plastic Hillbilly Teeth

05-03

Baron Earl

Fyre Fest Lawsuit

05-03

Baron Earl

US Government uses drones to shoot M&Ms at endangered ferrets

More Quickies...