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Ay-leens As Seen On TV!

by enigma

2000-01-08 21:41:08

Ay-leens aren't satisfied anymore with the occasional documentary on the Discovery Channel or The Learning Channel, now they want their own channel -- and they're getting it. Behold! EnigmaTV is born!

Can't get enough UFOs, CROP CIRCLES, PARANORMAL, NEW SCIENCE, EARTH MYSTERIES, and RELIGION? Now there's a 24-hour a day TV channel and web site coming out of Britian to cater to your need for weird info on the mating habits of ay-leens and Earth People... and they named it after ME! I am the Center of the Universe!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

iambic@pigdog.org

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