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Trump says Pelosi should have impeached the President
2020-01-11 00:52:48
In an interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer, Trump says Nancy Pelosi should impeach the President for telling lies.
In the October 2008 interview, Trump states "It just seemed like she [Pelosi] was really going to look to impeach Bush, and get him out of office, which personally I think would have been a wonderful thing."
"He got us into the war with lies."
Trump describes how much he likes Nancy Pelosi, saying "I'm very impressed by her [Pelosi], I think she's a very impressive person. I like her a lot", then he goes on to defend Bill Clinton. "Look at the trouble that Bill Clinton got into with something that was totally unimportant."
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