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Trump claims the President wants to start a war to win the election

by Baron Earl

2020-01-05 01:16:04

According to Donald Trump, "Our President will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate, he's weak and he's ineffective. So the only way he figures that he's going to get re-elected, and as sure as you're sitting there, is to start a war with Iran."

According to Donald Trump, "I believe in strength, but to start a war, in order to get elected, and I believe that's going to happen, would be an outrage."

As far as experts on Donald Trump go, Donald Trump is the most expert Donald Trump expert. No one knows what Donald Trump is thinking, or whether he's thinking anything at all, better than Donald Trump. So when Donald Trump tells you what the President is going to do, you can believe that Donald Trump actually had that thought, and that it was followed seconds later by a completely unrelated thought.

Trump continues with the run-on word stream "Iran can be taken down in many ways. Their population is in turmoil. They look at what's happening in Syria and other countries where it looked like it was an impossibility, and it looks like that one's gonna collapse also. So Iran can be taken."

Solid planning there from the Commander in Chief. He goes on to say more words that come out of his mouth.

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