A Maryland judge is being investigated for possible
violation of the state's code of judicial conduct after
telling an 11-year-old sexual assault victim that "it takes
two to tango." Uh, somebody rent Lolita a few to many
Now this wasn't anything like a man-leaping-outta-bushes rape case. In fact the
"assault" actually involved this 23-year-old internet buddy going down on the
little girl in her bedroom. But still, I really doubt that oral sex was
what the child had in mind when she told her chatroom friend where she lived
(hello, parents!? clue: tell your kids not to give out their address, phone
number, mother's maiden name, etc...). I'm betting she was scared outta her
gourd, terrified that her parents would find out and even more terrified that
they wouldn't... The last thing she needs is some fuckhead authority figure
telling her she must have wanted it.
You know who's gonna be really pissed off in about 6 years is any guy trying to
have a grown-up relationship with her-- you wanna talk about intimacy issues!