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Barry Manilow Recovering From Mouth Surgery
1999-05-26 01:19:28


Coincidence? ...Or Enemy Action?
 
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-- Johnnie Royale

 

"Barry Manilow recovering from mouth surgery." That's all there is to the story, I guess. He had something wrong with his mouth, but now he's doing better.

I mean, what else can you possibly add to that simple statement of fact that would further help reassure his zillions of fans that Barry Manilow won't die?

That's what's happening. Barry Manilow is recovering from mouth surgery.

Wouldn't it suck if he died?

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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