There's "a lot of laps not being danced on," notes a Las Vegas columnist. Apparently the
economic downturn in the wake of September 11 has even hit Vegas's famous strip clubs.
Of course, according to this article the most successful dancers earn $200,000 a year, so
the dancers won't exactly be starving to death. And besides, says the proprietor of a
Vegas strip club: "Some customers, they like skinny girls."
But amazingly, even
Comdex hasn't brought in enough horny guys. The concerned columnist went
straight to the mayor of Las
Vegas, who -- I swear to god -- had this to say.
"Right now, I'm going to urge all able-bodied constituents to go out and have a lap
dance."
