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Down with the Fucking Man, d00d.
-- Johnnie Royale
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"Get ready, America! Here comes George W's wild daughter." Newspapers nationwide are
running stories about the drunken antics of the President's daughter.
"Pals say she's a hard-drinking party animal," reads the caption on a National
Enquirer photo of a drunken
Jenna Bush stumbling onto another woman at a frat party. "Oops, she did it again,"
the paper adds.
But it's not just the Enquirer covering the drunken Mardi Gras party, which was
ultimately raided by Texas police. Jenna Bush was photographed with another student later
arrested for public intoxication. The New York
Times ran an Associated Press story citing jail-keepers who say Jenna Bush called
asking when he'd be released, and the Dallas News adds that photos
of Jenna Bush at the frat party mysteriously disappered from an official web site.
The Enquirer reports Jenna Bush has a reputation "as a wild party girl."
"I've seen her three times in bars and she's never looked sober," one fellow student
told the paper. The tabloid even tells the story of how Jenna agreed to model dresses
for a charity fashion show, but "Unfortunately, she got a little smashed." Their
conclusion? "One of the toughest domestic issues George W. Bush faces in the next few
years is how to control his hard-drinking daughter."
Jenna's mother, Laura Bush, once ran a stop sign and killed another Texas driver,
according to the watchdogs at Bush Watch. Now if
you're interested in keeping an eye on W's hard-drinking daughter, the site's gossip page offers ongoing
coverage....
Check it out yourself
vwbugger@pigdog.org
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