Build Date: Sat Apr 18 04:50:07 2026 UTC
I always use the Ed Asner test for my personal beliefs. That is, if I accidentally agree with Ed Asner, I go back and check my math.
-- S. Dallas, Esq.
Font Porn
2000-05-05 14:58:07
Now this is something I never thought I'd live to see: porno typography!
Luc De Groot has designed a multiple master typeface with a "sexual" axis. The letters start as regular letters, but as the sexual axis increases, the letters morph into funny sex cartoons! Crazy! This should bring more people into the field of typography, donthca think?

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