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-- The Compulsive Splicer


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'Tricky' Rick Moen -- It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time

Agent C528

Andrew A. Gill


Baron Earl

Bill Young -- He's a happenin' d00d!

Brytown -- N/A

Candi DAlbicans


Crackmonkey -- This is just a line of text not written by Flesh.

Cynara -- Non Sum Qualis Eram Bonae Sub Regno Cynarae

Daemon Agent -- What a little bitch that Reficul is.

Dkr. Armand Geddyn -- Dobbsian drunk technod0rk

Doctor Murdock

Donkey Hotey -- Pigdog Journal's own mysterious Donkey Hotey channels Ben Franklin.

Downer Cow

Dr. Biggles

Dr. Lola T'Pola -- Media scholar and gadfly

Dunkin' Idaho -- I'm a space cowboy. Bet you aren't ready for that.

El Crackhead Grande -- Crazy-ass crackhead!

El Destino -- Krazy -- but true!!!!

El Jefe -- Yo soy un 99 Cent Whopper!

El Snatcher

El Snatcher & Ms. BunnyPenny -- Crazy team!!

El Snatcher, Liquor Pig, Mr. Bad & Frankenstein Jones

El Snatcher, Mr. Bad

Eugene Leitl

Flesh -- ????-2003

Flesh, Master Squid, Baron Earl, El Destino

Frankenstein Jones -- Now more machine than man




Greg Houston with assistance by Tracy Jacobs -- Most Junior Media Correspondent



JRoyale & Mr. Bad

Jared Frank

Joab Jackson

Juggler Vain

Kakao Chouva

La Aterciopelada

Landru -- Do you Landru?


Lenny Tuberose

Lenny, Thom 'Starky' Stark, Geoffrey, Splicer, Baron, Destino


Mark Territory

Master Squid

Michael Bakunin

Miles Standish

Miner 99er

Miss Conduct -- Putting the 'wo' in woman

Mr. Bad -- Yo soy un pistolero!

Mr. Bad, Arkuat, Thom Stark, and Baron Earl -- The four-headed beast of the apocolypse.

Mr. Bad, Crackmonkey -- A short-lived collaboration.


Negative Nancy

Ocho Ha! -- PigDog European CoŲrespondant

Oliver Green

Pao Tzu

Patient Joab

Paul Vortex

Powerful P A U L


Reverend CyberSatan -- CyberSatan ROXXX!

Rob Piltz -- Rob sent us some links. I guess he's OK.


Sean Kennedy -- The man who made mandrills famous!

Sid & Cyn -- Siduri and Cynara

Siduri -- Saeva indignatio! Punk rock!

Steve Dallas, Esq. -- Volenti non fit injuria.


Sylvia Maxwell


The Compulsive Splicer

Thom 'Starky' Stark

Thom 'Starky' Stark, Lenny Tuberose, 'Tricky' Rick Moen, Destino

Tjames Madison -- like a rolling steel keg rolling on concrete

Uncle Mojo -- Your greatest ally or your worst enemy

Yehat -- Chemical Abuse Correspondent


Young Luke -- He's Young Luke, he's from Canadia, gar gar gar.

binky -- Well, hell. He's BINKY.






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Eavesdropping on Geeks: Did Anyone Like 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi'?
by Lenny, Thom 'Starky' Stark, Geoffrey, Splicer, Baron, Destino

Henry Juszkiewicz Destroys Gibson Guitars
by Thom 'Starky' Stark

Does anyone care about being wrong about Appalachia?
by Baron Earl

Eavesdropping on Geeks: Music to Protest By
by Flesh, Master Squid, Baron Earl, El Destino


El Destino

Zeitgeist's Legendary 'Tamale Lady' Dies Just Weeks Before Opening Her Long-Awaited Restaurant


Baron Earl

Cliff Burton Day in Castro Valley


El Destino

When Spock met PLATO


El Destino

A musical reminder: Don't Say GIF


El Destino

Devo's one and only Christmas song


El Destino

What teenaged girls really wanted to ask David Cassidy


El Destino

Frank Sinatra told Donald Trump to "go fuck himself"


El Destino

Whatever happened to JenniCam's Jennifer Ringley?


El Destino

Iíve Made Millions Selling Fake Plastic Hillbilly Teeth


Baron Earl

Fyre Fest Lawsuit

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